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OVERNIGHT DELIVERY - Usually a lot faster than the pizza delivery guy.


TAGS: fedex over night delivery pizza fast humor mechanic pilot
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

Laevian - May 26, 2012, 2:19 am
unbelievable ! 4L for the caption
ramblerjw - April 10, 2010, 6:43 pm
Has nothing to do with FedEx, when I was in the Corps I got this a chain email saying it was a list of Air Force gripes. I used a few of the "fixes" while doing the same type paperwork while stationed in Okinawa, let's just say that didn't end well for me
stygian616 - February 25, 2010, 12:57 pm
wow a poster with 5 L's even though the caption is a fail
WTF - November 18, 2009, 4:05 pm
Why is a civilian A320 equipped with "Identify Friend or Foe"?
phydeaux - November 18, 2009, 3:28 pm
I was in Naval Aviation...and a rookie pilot once actually handed in a gripe sheet with the "IFF works in IFF mode but not in OFF mode" issue. I laughed so hard at this I cried...
_Ally - November 18, 2009, 11:01 am
erm caption not comment.
_Ally - November 18, 2009, 11:01 am
That brought tears to my eyes before I even got to the comment. 5L just for the photo.
whatukno - November 18, 2009, 9:56 am
5L that was funny, not your caption, but the pic itself.


HAPPINESS -


TAGS: happiness revenge crazy enjoy live
Rating: 4.74/5

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Ozbad - February 17, 2012, 2:41 am
Very true .. I think i would like to post this elsewhere to rub it in ..


IF ONLY - I could exchange my heart for another liver That way I could drink more and care less


TAGS: exchange my heart for liver
Rating: 4.73/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 30, 2012, 8:17 am
Thanks Gary, Speak the truth or forever hold your bottle eh?
M0rd3kaI - March 30, 2012, 8:16 am
(bows) (thank you, thank you...) (you're too kind)
M0rd3kaI - March 30, 2012, 8:15 am
:) Thanks Rerun
GaryO - March 29, 2012, 7:53 pm
Nice one M0rd!
ianmaster - March 29, 2012, 6:53 am
pusong gawa ng pag ebeg na ah
caveman - March 28, 2012, 11:28 pm
(clap clap clap)
rerun - March 28, 2012, 7:53 pm

amsome
M0rd3kaI - March 28, 2012, 7:09 pm
Thanks Airman, coming from you it means a lot :D
Airman - March 28, 2012, 6:31 pm
Nice..
M0rd3kaI - March 28, 2012, 5:57 pm
Very, VERY Appreciated
Rick69 - March 28, 2012, 5:04 pm
Very, VERY Good...


LAST NIGHT'S PARTY -


TAGS: party lives forever facebook youtube
Rating: 4.91/5

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Sensamilli - August 23, 2011, 10:50 pm
A message to drunken floozies everywhere!


all lives matter -




DO IT YOUR WAY - There’s no manual for how to live your life. And even if there were, with my luck, it would all be in French.


TAGS: france life luck live country
Rating: 5/5

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zoomer296 - February 11, 2013, 10:51 pm
You could always find a translated version on the almighty Google.
gas - August 29, 2011, 11:36 am
le grill?? what the hell is le grill??!!


ZOMBIE BABY - In this case, pro-life is not a pro-choice.




IF I HAD MY LIFE TO LIVE OVER AGAIN... -


TAGS: looking back live again i would
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by steph1

Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2011, 8:41 pm
To be fair, We do encourage people to Credit quotes to the original writer, but we do it in a polite way venomflows, Not by being a total dick and calling someone a douche.
steph1 - April 28, 2011, 7:38 pm
@ venomflows: how about you contribute something to this site other than venomous comments
venomflows - April 28, 2011, 6:32 pm
It is profound...when I first read it from Jorge Luis Borges. If you're going to be un-original, at least give credit where credit is due, douche.
CaptainBaked - April 28, 2011, 7:55 am
Favourited... This gets me amped!
NotoriousGIL - April 28, 2011, 3:53 am
5eriou5ly Profound.
Waylander - April 27, 2011, 6:08 pm
Well 5aid.
marlygirl - April 27, 2011, 1:35 pm
5imply amazing


MEXICAN TANK - It doesn't move any more, the motor got deported.


TAGS: halo 3 mexican tank mexican xbox live xbox
Rating: 3/5


CHILDISH -


TAGS: innocence happy alive hammy
Rating: 4.67/5

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CaptainBaked - March 2, 2011, 3:41 am
Awesome


THE CRAB APPLE TREE -


TAGS: live for kids in arizona
Rating: 4.8/5

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GaryO - August 19, 2014, 6:53 am
Thanx, gsd
gsdmusic - August 19, 2014, 12:14 am
Love it! :)
GaryO - September 4, 2012, 9:41 am
Then they learn it still ain’t theirs…..BRUHOOOOHAAHAAA. Thanks CPT
CPTinshano - September 4, 2012, 12:29 am
Kids need to learn that it aint yours till the old man croaks. 5/5
GaryO - September 3, 2012, 10:50 pm
Thank you, Lord.
Reality Lord - September 3, 2012, 9:14 pm

love it
GaryO - September 3, 2012, 9:12 pm
Thank you, Mr Hammy…..could be
Hawamleh - September 3, 2012, 8:30 pm
5ls, feels like a true story as well..
GaryO - September 3, 2012, 10:36 am
Thanks Missy…doubt many will think the same, but now that I have a Miss P comment, it don’t much matter…need a ride to AZ?
MissPriss - September 3, 2012, 10:20 am
5Love the poster...just hope my parents never see it!


ZOMBIES WITHIN -


TAGS: zombie boring lives
Rating: 5/5

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Cooldeathboy - July 23, 2013, 6:47 pm
Awesome
agdaniele - November 20, 2010, 8:04 pm
Tip #7: Zombies don't crave fit people's brains. Not a lot of nutrition in body builder brains.
Hawamleh - November 20, 2010, 7:56 pm
splendid


29 MAY 1985 - It didn't matter that day if it is called Soccer or Football


TAGS: heysel stadium disaster 29 may 1985 liverpool juventus rnr
Rating: 1.76/5

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Football - June 26, 2009, 4:19 am
... because it's FOOTBALL!


MY DAD.... -


TAGS: dad live life example
Rating: 4.86/5

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Schultz1 - January 28, 2012, 4:32 pm
My father always told me how to live my life, but I never listened.
Reality Lord - June 18, 2011, 2:19 pm

5weet 5teph...very.


DO YOU WANT ONE? -


TAGS: conscience is costly or priceless depending on how you live
Rating: 4.73/5

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twill1962 - July 16, 2012, 9:25 am
You're right, CloudchaserS. And now I'm going to be thinking of all the crap I did when I was younger, like ... uhm ... never mind, too embarrassing.
5butjam - July 16, 2012, 5:42 am
Best I've seen in a long time
steve1961 - July 15, 2012, 2:02 pm
It's not that I lack a conscience, it's just that my conscience is bound with duct tape and a ball gag ;)
CloudchaserS - July 15, 2012, 10:51 am
It's like you're going along in a good mood then suddenly it's "Hey, remember that one thing you did years ago that you're embarrassed about? Sincerely, your brain"


THE LIVER IS EVIL - And must be punished mercilessly




DEATH -


TAGS: live your life well be remembered for doing good
Rating: 4.65/5

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steve1961 - August 13, 2012, 12:31 am
I've carved my name on many people's hearts...that reminds me-note to self-pick up new butcher knife...
spacedog - August 12, 2010, 7:29 pm
Beautiful! 5L
Chompers - August 12, 2010, 2:09 pm
I feel motivated, what the hell?
GreyScorpion - August 12, 2010, 2:06 pm
I'll carve my name on her heart....right after she watches me hold it in the palm of my hand...and it beats for the last time....5L
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 2:00 pm
Powerful rerun. 5L


JESUS -


TAGS: jesus alive hurry
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by Solgard

poppin - July 22, 2009, 11:42 pm
Captain Falcon can walk on water too y'know.
Agnostic - May 28, 2009, 12:53 am
LOL!


BRAVERY -




HAPPY NEW YEAR! -


TAGS: bacchus baby new year live laugh drink recycle
Rating: 4.2/5

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Current Resident - January 3, 2010, 4:29 pm
Ha! Great picture. That's funny. 5L
Bartimaeus - January 1, 2010, 3:23 am
Thanks, Sick, I'm glad you like it. Hopefully, you see the message behind it. Always recycle. lol
sickartist - December 31, 2009, 6:41 pm
Okay you made me LOL 5L's


1-800-MOTIFAKE - CUSTOMER SERVICE


TAGS: live from delhi
Rating: 4.73/5

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ughomer - January 3, 2013, 7:00 pm
That's EXACTLY why I DID NOT use a current or potential commercial sponsor company. No sense in ruffling any feathers, Moooooooooooooooooo - right?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2013, 4:30 pm
You must realize that without advertizes these sites couldn't survive. Right?
ughomer - January 3, 2013, 6:15 am
With the increased number of commercial sponsors on this site, I had to punk the site itself! But I get your point, TSI.
TheSanityInspector - January 2, 2013, 10:14 pm
Only n00bs whine about the mods.


LIVER FAILURE -


TAGS: cat liver yum yum
Rating: 3.92/5

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agdaniele - May 21, 2010, 11:44 pm
Clearly, finicky Mittens doesn't do Pinot Noir... you gotta break out the Red Zinfandel... that stuff has legs!
deadraisin - May 20, 2010, 4:10 pm
I had some c.a.t.s. hence my grammer. Kelsey grammer.
deadraisin - May 20, 2010, 4:09 pm
Hey cool man I love drinking cats/with cats. C.A.T.S. being Cat alcohal that's sweet. No more hairballs not from that cats at any rate.


I KNEW IT! - He's Still Alive




BATTLETOADS - Live-Action doesn't work that well anthropomorphic animals




HE WHO ANGERS YOU CONQUERS YOU - In times of great stress or adversity, it’s always best to keep busy, to plow your anger and your energy into something positive




THE COMEBACK -


TAGS: brits zombie alive cubby
Rating: 4.69/5

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falloutghoul - August 19, 2011, 8:13 pm
With a blunt heavy object, I will!


PUNK - is not just the sound or the music it's a lifestyle (oh, and death to America)


TAGS: punk lives
Rating: 4.44/5

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Faceplant31 - May 21, 2010, 12:46 pm
ROR!!! Nice one.


INSOMNIA - THE NIGHT IS THE HARDEST TIME TO BE ALIVE, AND 4AM KNOWS ALL MY SECRETS (POPPY Z. BRITE QUOTE) -




LIFE - Live It


TAGS: live fully tomorrow may not come
Rating: 4.18/5

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GreyScorpion - December 17, 2009, 7:34 pm
Hell, why would you want to live to 40? 5 lb's of Bacon


Items confiscated -


TAGS: police hijacking a krispy kreme delivery truck march calendar
Rating: 4.62/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 7, 2014, 1:14 pm
The whole po5ter is funny, but that last line is a riot!
GaryO - March 3, 2014, 4:48 pm
'bout time you got busy, Sly.


30 MINUTE GUARANTEE - If we don't arrive in 30 minutes, we won't bother because you probably started without us.




ASS-RAPE -




BE ADVENTUROUS -


TAGS: live to the fullest
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by jameswnash

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 13, 2013, 11:28 pm
This is fantastic. 5L
tellitlikeitis - January 13, 2011, 8:04 am
So good I had to post it twice.
tellitlikeitis - January 13, 2011, 8:03 am
This is absolutely brilliant! Definately 5 lions.
tellitlikeitis - January 13, 2011, 8:03 am
This is absolutely brilliant! Definately 5 lions.


REALITY -




H-A-P-P-I-N-E-S-S - Base not your joy on the deeds of others, for what is given can be taken away.




LIFE -


TAGS: life live it well leave a proud legacy
Rating: 4.96/5

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Sean - August 6, 2010, 11:16 pm
Since none of my choice items of apparel are both tattered AND blood soaked (or even chrimson bespeckled), I'd say I'm way ahead on points, compared to that dude. An uplifting poster, indeed!
thatonechick - August 6, 2010, 10:54 am
F you, "You have already voted!" notice. 5L again, if I could.
phydeaux - August 4, 2010, 11:59 pm
For my own reasons, that just makes me cry. Words escape me.
Faceplant31 - August 4, 2010, 8:10 pm
Powerful, 5L


Same Day Delivery -


TAGS: flux capacitor same day delivery
Rating: 4.92/5

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CloudchaserS - August 31, 2013, 11:22 am
It would be awesome if pizza delivery drivers had flux capacitors
ipaprime - August 31, 2013, 6:49 am
but only if you have 1.21 gigawatts of electricity
ipaprime - August 31, 2013, 6:49 am
but only if you have 1.21 gigawatts of electricity


FAVORITES -


TAGS: you only live once cubby
Rating: 4.62/5

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jackripper - August 26, 2010, 9:11 am
BAM!! Taken it up a notch
Reality Lord - August 26, 2010, 7:35 am

brilliant!
culos - August 26, 2010, 6:03 am
B as in Booters??? 5B's!


FATT MATT - And his never-before-seen application photo for Chippendales. Chris Farley would be proud!


TAGS: has anyone seen that saturday night live sketch with the chris farley strip show thing that was hilarious
Rating: 3.93/5

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brettieh - August 1, 2012, 5:05 am
I like the gun pointed at his head..lol
ICEMAN - April 7, 2010, 11:52 pm
Something tells me there is a man bra in your future.
forseti - April 7, 2010, 6:22 pm
Matt, you look awesome! Don't let anyone tell you otherwise! We love you! :D
R.S.Jake - April 7, 2010, 6:04 pm
Yeah, that helps.
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 5:57 pm
Just try to think of me as Chunk and not THIS guy...
R.S.Jake - April 7, 2010, 5:48 pm
I'm gonna try to forget I read that...
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 5:44 pm
Can't really blame him. no telling what else he had to watch before or after this pic was taken.
R.S.Jake - April 7, 2010, 5:34 pm
The guy in the poster doesn't like you so much Matt.
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 5:02 pm
Farley was the man...


"HELLO, PETSHOP?" - "I was wondering if you do a home delivery. You can, great. I'll take 3 dozen mice, 3 dozen goldfish and 8 canaries."




LIVING THE DREAM -


TAGS: marge fargo live life
Rating: 4.94/5

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Cyberhagen - September 8, 2012, 11:53 am
I hear that!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 1, 2012, 2:17 pm
Amen!
maoworks2 - December 28, 2011, 8:06 am
Very Very Good, And The Picture's A classic .


FREE HUGS -


TAGS: only clowns live under bridges cubby
Rating: 4.71/5

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GreyScorpion - July 23, 2010, 2:21 pm
easy up there getreal, no need for that kind of behavior. You sound like you need a hug.
getreal - July 23, 2010, 2:19 pm
if your retarded ass needed to put a comment to this, then go back to sundayschool.
pzykosiz - July 23, 2010, 2:02 am
chompers is legit isn't he
agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 10:42 pm
My eyes see free hugs, my heart says there's a van down there.


MAE WEST - You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.


TAGS: live
Rating: 4.27/5

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OPTIMIST PRIME -


TAGS: youth age senior live life
Rating: 5/5

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agdaniele - November 20, 2010, 7:52 pm
Thanks, all.
rerun - November 16, 2010, 8:57 pm

this would be great at the new place....take a hint.
spacedog - November 16, 2010, 7:06 pm
Bravo.
MetaShadow - November 16, 2010, 4:59 pm
Words of a true person.
crankyhead - November 16, 2010, 11:02 am
superb
Hawamleh - November 16, 2010, 9:24 am
Epic


FOUR SCORE -


TAGS: lincoln lives
Rating: 4.91/5

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crankyhead - April 26, 2011, 4:10 pm
I know it says four score, but I just gotta give this a 5. =)


THE END OF THE WORLD -


TAGS: new years beware live life
Rating: 4.86/5

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Chompers - January 2, 2011, 1:28 am
I may have posted in the forums a few times
autumnspirit - January 2, 2011, 1:26 am
Idk... lol don't know you, but you look suspiciously familiar hehe
5150monkeylove - January 2, 2011, 1:25 am
2012... When Chompers gets loose.
Chompers - January 2, 2011, 1:23 am
Oh, is this for me? Thank you very much.


EVERY SINGLE DAY -


TAGS: alone lives stuck past forget
Rating: 4.4/5

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Reality Lord - December 1, 2011, 5:39 pm

don't think i'd mind if you handed me a fishing pole out there.
maoworks2 - November 30, 2011, 4:38 pm
I Feel The Same Way !


THINK NOBODY CARES YOU ARE ALIVE - Try missing a couple of car payments ...


TAGS: nobody cares alive miss payments
Rating: 4.22/5

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440wakeup - July 12, 2011, 11:47 pm
even like in the dells when your house washes out o the lake.
Budog - July 12, 2011, 11:22 pm
That, or don't file or pay your taxes, even if you are dead they will still come after you when it's the government. I just say, well I'll see you in hell...
440wakeup - July 12, 2011, 11:20 pm
never gets old


THE SPOCKS OF ARKANSAS -


TAGS: live long and perspire
Rating: 3.88/5

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lgvernon - March 25, 2012, 8:25 pm

LOL!~~Actually, in this instance it's PERSPIRE, and I think that's a given.
Goatboy - March 25, 2012, 8:11 pm
The one on the left will NOT live long and prosper, he's a red shirt.


THE MILKMAN -




IMMORTALITY -


TAGS: calendar don t live forever death
Rating: 4.63/5

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spacedog - June 27, 2012, 7:53 pm
Excellent.
gas - June 27, 2012, 3:43 pm
awesome. 5 west rising suns
Chrysophase2003 - June 27, 2012, 3:08 pm
But you also get to see everyone you hate die as well, and there tend to be more of them than loved ones, so it evens out.
Airman - June 27, 2012, 2:46 pm
nicely done
maoworks2 - June 27, 2012, 8:54 am
I Know That Feeling, Good One.
motinet - June 27, 2012, 7:59 am

Ouch, now thats a truly demotivating perspective


10 - THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE - MEMORIZE IT! -


TAGS: rules to live by
Rating: 4.52/5

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SOMETIMES -


TAGS: live kill away calm happy
Rating: 3.97/5

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maoworks2 - December 26, 2011, 8:39 am
Thats The Way I Feel, Waiting For The Time To Run Out !
CloudchaserS - December 25, 2011, 11:49 pm
Life it seems to fade away, drifting farther every day...


LIVERWURST - Your kids would rather die a thousand painful deaths than eat it, but to your cat it's the Ambrosia of the Gods




HOPELESSNESS -


TAGS: live swim cubby
Rating: 4.94/5

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GreyScorpion - September 1, 2010, 10:33 am
Aw crap honey, why didn't you tell me your mother was coming....5L


LONGEVITY RECEIPE -


TAGS: eyeful day live longer mariand
Rating: 4.75/5

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mariand - October 2, 2012, 1:03 pm
OK, there were some newspaper articles, about the benefit for mens health when they are peeking on sexy women...


LIFE IS NOT -


TAGS: regrets assignment i ve had a few too few too mention but i live a free life
Rating: 4.57/5

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hangmanheadphones - September 20, 2010, 12:45 pm
I bow to a master. Now I'm off to get this in a tatoo on the side of my face.
Roadkill - May 21, 2010, 1:37 am
Bloody awesome.
spacedog - April 20, 2010, 9:09 pm
Totally amsome phydeaux! 5Ls.
phydeaux - April 20, 2010, 3:27 pm
Praise from my betters. My day is now complete. I bow, and thank you all.
Faceplant31 - April 20, 2010, 11:13 am
That fukcing bada$$ Fido!!! 5L and fav'd!!!!!!!
R.S.Jake - April 20, 2010, 10:41 am
Wow! Just Wow! I do not regret giving you 5 for this Phy.
CANADA - April 20, 2010, 2:11 am
now thats agreat one! 5L


TODAY IS THE LAST DAY... -


TAGS: health barrier live life mariand
Rating: 4.5/5

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maoworks2 - November 3, 2012, 6:03 pm
I'll Have 16 To Go Please.


KEEPING UP APPEARANCES -


TAGS: appearances live with wolf act like nikita khrushchev quote silverheart
Rating: 4.18/5

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mariand - March 24, 2013, 8:33 pm
5 wolfs in sheep's clothing...;)


CASTLE -


TAGS: life time human nature neurotic psychotic psychiatrist collect rent build air live lawrence quote marostica italy
Rating: 3.29/5

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Chateaux - August 19, 2009, 11:27 am
'Chateaux' means 'castle' in french... 4L!


WORST CASE SCENARIO - 1. Kayak holed and sinking 2. Other rower drowning 3. Dueling banjos on right-hand bank


TAGS: banjos worst case scenario deliverance
Rating: 2.63/5

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agdaniele - May 23, 2010, 1:18 pm
A nice effort, but Sean did this to perfection on #25203 - one of my all time favs.


WORDS TO LIVE BY -


TAGS: word live life better worse
Rating: 4.79/5

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mariand - September 30, 2011, 7:44 am
great... 5 times thanks that you reminded me


DEATH-SCOTT CAAN -


TAGS: fight to live
Rating: 4.71/5

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Katrystolo - May 13, 2012, 8:40 pm
Awe5ome
Zetmonk - May 12, 2012, 2:31 am
That is an awesome pic!


LIFE - is not meant to be seen in one color nor is it meant to be seen in black or white


TAGS: life live it
Rating: 4.52/5

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REALIZATION -


TAGS: relationship heart mistakes too late live and learn
Rating: 4.52/5

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Ed-Hyde - August 2, 2010, 7:09 am
Classic. 5 Guinness drinkin' poodles


WHY BOTHER? - You can only motivate someone That is willing to Be motivated


TAGS: help someone emo to live
Rating: 4.4/5

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Mahomygod - June 20, 2011, 4:59 am
Sod the emos.. hug me!
Sho - June 19, 2011, 9:17 pm
sounds.....effective, yes
Greeny - June 19, 2011, 9:15 pm
a cattle prod works


DRAGON BALL Z -


TAGS: awesome show live action sucked
Rating: 4.38/5

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corbett06 - August 14, 2010, 9:29 pm
i finnaly watched soul eater...thats an interesting choice of avatar for you toc..medusa the witch..i think i spelled medusa wrong but oh well...its a good show
corbett06 - August 13, 2010, 9:01 am
yeah they do they also remind me of the throne gundam zwei from gundam 00
Bartimaeus - August 13, 2010, 12:43 am
Just started checking it out. That Zaku-looking one that chick pilots looks awesome. Those little drones she fires off kind of remind me of the Rose Gundam from G.
TheTrashHeap - August 12, 2010, 11:53 pm
Very interesting. Tell me more.
corbett06 - August 12, 2010, 11:51 pm
they have a new gundam out its name is kinda gay tho...gundam unicorn...but it continues the story of zion from like gundam x and gundam SD
Bartimaeus - August 12, 2010, 5:31 pm
Yeah, Medusa from Soul Eater. That was a good manga...never really got much into the anime with that one. I'm thinking about starting on DGrayman; it's kind of on my list next to Claymore.
corbett06 - August 12, 2010, 12:54 pm
ah ok the character style looks similar...Dgray isnt bad i had a string of nights at work and was super bored so i watched it
thatonechick - August 12, 2010, 12:26 pm
Soul Eater. I never could get into DGrey
corbett06 - August 12, 2010, 12:23 pm
i agree with toc i liked the old ones but they should have made a new show not improved the old..toc is your avatar from D grayman?
thatonechick - August 12, 2010, 9:53 am
Mmmm... gotta admit, even I'M not the biggest fan of anything DragonBall. When Nick started playing DBZKai, I rolled my eyes. They should have spent that $ making a new show, not remastering the old one.
culos - August 12, 2010, 8:05 am
I tasted Bull teticles in Spain and Horse-balls in Belgium, haven't been able to slay a dragon yet, but who knows, I might like it after all...
Bartimaeus - August 12, 2010, 3:27 am
So then, your problem isn't with DBZ but with anime in general. Doesn't that make you somewhat prejudiced?
ICEMAN - August 12, 2010, 1:04 am
I think not. Much closer to Bugs, Daffy, Jonny Quest & Wolverine. Hell, I have no idea what a sailor moon is.
Bartimaeus - August 12, 2010, 12:58 am
Come on, Ice. What were you? A Sailor Moon fan?
Cubbybear - August 11, 2010, 11:26 pm
5l...my son loved this show
ICEMAN - August 11, 2010, 11:23 pm
Seriously, it was ghey.


KEEP THE DREAM ALIVE - Hit the snooze button ...




ST. MARY'S HOSPITAL FOR LIVER DISEASE - "Quick! Get me 600 CC's of Brandy, before this man sobers up!"




ANY GIVEN SUNDAY - 'Because that’s what livin’ is It’s the 6 inches in front of your face' I’m motivated, if only my girlfriend was


TAGS: july calandar sex face live
Rating: 4/5

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MashiMashi - June 10, 2012, 12:00 am
And like life what your girlfriend wont do...Some guy with a funy hairstyle is willing to tear himself and everyone else aroiund him to do.


LIVES - They do not




LSD - When you know you've had enough




PIRATE -




IMMUTABLE TRUTHS -


TAGS: oh and must live nearby
Rating: 5/5

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ICEMAN - November 20, 2010, 11:38 pm
I might. ;)


Saskatchewan Pose -




Extra Virgin Olive Oil -




DEAD MAN WALKING -




MODERN MOVIES-VAMPIRES -


TAGS: gay vampires never change live
Rating: 4.87/5

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5150monkeylove - January 19, 2011, 11:16 pm
Do you really need help, HMHP?
hangmanheadphones - January 18, 2011, 3:32 am
I'm really not sure what this means.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 15, 2011, 1:35 am
Perfect, 5L.


OLIVE OYL - Bluto and Popeye beat the crap out of each other over HER?


TAGS: popeye olive
Rating: 4.8/5

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Reality Lord - November 17, 2012, 6:44 pm

it was a one horse town


ALIVE - Everyday above ground is a good day.


TAGS: alive
Rating: 4.46/5

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DISCO FEVER -


TAGS: stayin alive stayin alive ah ha ha ha
Rating: 4.08/5

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rerun - October 26, 2010, 9:11 pm

get rid of the stache and it does kinda look like him


REVENGE - If the best revenge is living well, then Hugh Hefner had a lot of people he wanted revenge on.


TAGS: hard to live better than this
Rating: 3.83/5

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Kazastas - October 9, 2010, 9:50 pm
No shit


PIRATE HOLIDAY CRUISE -




CALIFORNIA - or bust


TAGS: weed delivery
Rating: 1/5

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AdmiralAckbar - January 8, 2011, 8:51 pm
Not in cali
rerun - January 8, 2011, 8:28 pm

the local market is too commercial?
AdmiralAckbar - January 8, 2011, 8:22 pm
oh, so I am lost now. Why would it be on the way to cali? They got plenty there already.
rerun - January 8, 2011, 8:16 pm

truck load of reefer....hair and all.
AdmiralAckbar - January 8, 2011, 8:14 pm
why? did he like them hairy?
rerun - January 8, 2011, 8:07 pm

this is a wet dream for 440wakeup...or whatever that guys name is


MOWING THE YARD -


TAGS: amazing we are alive
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Airman

grateful - November 14, 2011, 8:42 pm
i couldn't stop laughing, sorry. thanx 4 the picture
Darlin - April 19, 2011, 10:12 pm
omg!!! This was hilarious 5L's
schammelt03 - August 28, 2010, 11:12 am
i couldn't stop reading


GROWTH -


TAGS: learn to live and love
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 9, 2010, 12:58 am
You don't own me!
agdaniele - October 9, 2010, 12:56 am
Posessive bitch!
Sean - October 9, 2010, 12:49 am
Ignore him, aggy. She's just jealous.
Sean - October 9, 2010, 12:47 am
Damn! Now I got that song in my head. "Rockin' rolllllll. Hey! Rockin' roll ...." Wonder if that Thai food place is still open.
agdaniele - October 9, 2010, 12:31 am
Hey!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 9, 2010, 12:28 am
I love you too Sean.
Sean - October 9, 2010, 12:22 am
*ghey
Sean - October 9, 2010, 12:22 am
Reminds me of the day I said "Thanks, but NO THANKS, but you see that guy over there, ask him the same question ... no! not the two gay guys in the cow costume ... oh, go ahead then. But not THAT end. Oh to hell with it."
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 9, 2010, 12:01 am
Reminds me of the day your wife proposed to me...lol
Neener - October 9, 2010, 12:00 am
Reminds me of the day I proposed to my wife.
agdaniele - October 8, 2010, 11:59 pm
This poster was soo good, I thought it was Sean's.
agdaniele - October 8, 2010, 11:51 pm
I suppose I should just move to Utah.
Sean - October 8, 2010, 11:43 pm
Lord help any woman who agrees to let aggy write their wedding vows ... though that may be the least of her problems. Maybe not.
Bartimaeus - May 23, 2010, 8:48 pm
I love satan pants. It's a fabric that really breathes.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 23, 2010, 8:47 pm
Satan told me to tell you....Ahhhh. You'll find out tomorrow...
Bartimaeus - May 23, 2010, 8:45 pm
Jesus told me to tell you...ah, forget it. 5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 23, 2010, 8:42 pm
Vagina!
spacedog - April 29, 2010, 7:56 pm
Great poster Aggy, 5 roLLs of duct tape.
Cyrenius - April 28, 2010, 5:27 pm
hehehe
Sean - April 26, 2010, 1:48 pm
I totally love this one. And what a coincidence! I have that exact last bit embroidered on a pillow.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 12:41 am
Ka-zing!
MrRandom - April 25, 2010, 12:40 am
The laundry.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 12:40 am
What's a woman to do?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 12:38 am
Mrs. Moooooooooooo tries that all the time...I can see em coming a mile away.....Anyways, Do you really think Antifreeze would hurt me?
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 12:36 am
Sure thing. It might taste like Antifreeze, but it's just a rare australian cheese... eat up!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 12:33 am
Make me a sammich.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 12:30 am
You know all the right things to say. You haven't called me Susan in years.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - April 25, 2010, 12:26 am
@#$%...lol...beer just came out of my nose!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 12:24 am
Call you what?......Susan?
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 12:23 am
You bitch! Call me!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 12:13 am
What was I supposed to say...."It really accentuates your stretch marks?"
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 12:07 am
You never notice when I DO! I got a brazilian 3 weeks ago... did you say anything? Noooooo!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 12:05 am
I'm just saying....You're not worth 6. Maybe if you did you hair and makeup once in a while?
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 12:04 am
Because tacos are sooooo expensive. Ok, mooorun.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 24, 2010, 11:58 pm
What am I?..Made of money?
agdaniele - April 24, 2010, 11:58 pm
LMAO! I'd hate to see you go, but I'd love to watch you leave.
agdaniele - April 24, 2010, 11:57 pm
Taco? Make it Six, and we've got a deal.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 24, 2010, 11:55 pm
I swear to god and Irish whiskey...I wrote that before I saw bone's comment.....creepy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 24, 2010, 11:54 pm
Awwww...come on Aggy...Just untie me!...I'll buy you a taco...
agdaniele - April 24, 2010, 11:52 pm
Thanks! Too kind, too kind!
cheesypoofs - April 24, 2010, 11:48 pm
first poster to truly make me lol in a long time 5/5!
ICEMAN - April 24, 2010, 5:22 pm
Awwwwww, I feel all warm & fuzzy now.
BoneCD - April 24, 2010, 4:29 pm
Moo+ said he'd be good...Go ahead and untie him, k.
Cubbybear - April 24, 2010, 4:16 pm
The last line says it all! 5/5


YOUR FIRST HOCKEY GAME - You'll never be the same again


TAGS: live hockey rules
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Airman

agdaniele - July 28, 2010, 9:02 pm
You never forget your first look at the 5 hole.
pieman - July 28, 2010, 2:56 pm
Ahh. There's Jr. Trying for the 5 hole. He makes me so proud. 5L


WINTER -


TAGS: unless you live in arizona then its summer talking poor rerun the shining iceman
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

ICEMAN - March 11, 2011, 11:15 pm
Thanks dude.
Greeny - March 11, 2011, 11:12 pm
very nice!


DESPAIR -


TAGS: despair complain live longer pzy
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

rerun - November 24, 2010, 5:19 pm

damn, the timmies are gonna be here forever.
Derek - November 24, 2010, 5:07 pm
Or at least, that's the way it seems to the rest of us.
Faceplant31 - November 24, 2010, 5:05 pm
I like this one.


DETERMINATION -




JUST A LITTLE WEED IN A KILLER WORLD -




BECAUSE - Man does not live by bacon alone!




PIZZA DELIVERY - Quick service = better tips


TAGS: pizza delivery quick service tips speed
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

MrBlack - March 1, 2010, 10:36 pm
Did ye see that? I totally destroyed their high score! What? What do ye mean speedin ticket?


THE WOMEN - They Like-A The Pepper




PEACE - CREATE IT,STRIVE FOR IT,SPEAK IT,FEEL IT


TAGS: peace create speak live feel
Rating: 2.69/5

More motifakes by Mistyblu

Mistyblu - March 5, 2012, 1:09 pm
posted to motitwist...
maoworks2 - March 2, 2012, 7:48 am
Bull Crap !
Reality Lord - March 2, 2012, 7:38 am

post this to motitwist
Zetmonk - March 2, 2012, 5:42 am
5L for Iceman.
ICEMAN - March 1, 2012, 10:32 pm
Whine aboot it. Then wake up & experience reality. Oh wow!


ACCIDENTS - This is why you should not run with sharp objects.




Cool is overrated -


TAGS: devin townsend dancing jazz hands rather be happy than cool words i live by silverheart
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

Silverheart - September 23, 2013, 5:18 pm

All the world is waiting for a photograph, all the world is waiting for a sign... It'll soon be over all we want is honesty, it'll soon be over all we've got is time...
CloudchaserS - September 23, 2013, 12:22 am
How do we know we're out of control? How do we know? We never will know!
BobbEdwards - September 22, 2013, 10:07 pm
Words to live by 5/F
GaryO - September 22, 2013, 8:48 pm
Hey, if being a mime trapped in a glass box does it for ya, well cheers to that……love ya Sly, 5L.


E. B. WHITE -


TAGS: knew how to live write
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - January 21, 2013, 8:48 pm
Thanks guys
Rudedog - January 21, 2013, 2:58 pm
Nature always wins in the end. Nice one
ughomer - January 21, 2013, 6:41 am
Great!


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